Happy Monday, Humans! Don’t feel too bad about abandoning us to go to the mysterious place you call work.
Our bed is a lot more comfortable without you taking up so much space.
–Finnegan, Quicksilver, Luna and Darth Vader
Sometimes you need to be firm with your Humans. For example, your Human Mommy may tell you that she wants to roll onto her side for her afternoon nap.
Tell her no. Remind her that you are comfortably installed on her chest and that it is her duty, her honor, to continue to stroke your head and muzzle until you you tire of her ministrations.
Under no circumstances is she to alter her position and thereby inconvenience you, the Cat.
You know what’s unfair?
Being left in the house while Human Daddy takes your boyfriend for a brisk walk, that’s what!
I can do “brisk,” too. I know I can. I’ve got some hugely expensive titanium pins in my leg.
I’m practically a bionic Puppy.
It’s not ideal, but once you’ve hit the Friday night ‘Nip a little (a lot) too hard, anywhere at all will do for a catnap.
Balance is always important but never more so than when you are traversing a high, narrow, uneven fence line.
Sometimes you Humans wonder what we Cats do while you are out.
I can’t answer for all Felines, but I personally enjoy a spot of aggressive online day trading.
Congratulations, Human Mommy, you’ve stumbled down to the kitchen!
Now, do you really want that cup of coffee?
Wouldn’t you rather flop down on the floor and sleep away the morning with me?
An excellent home improvement project involves installing a series of shelves up the living room wall so that we Cats can get up high, out of reach of even the tallest Woofie.
Thanks Human Daddy!
Now get busy and add some more shelves.
We’re out of range of the Woofies, but still miles from the ceiling, don’t you see?
When it’s afternoon nap and grooming time, Human Mommy can join us but no boys are allowed, not ever.
–Lily, Luna and Amber
Are your pre-dinner treats late in finding their way from their packet to your mouth to your tummy?
Meditate fiercely as Lions do.