You want privacy in the bathroom, Humans?  Why?

If you insist, I’ll run your request by the 6 other resident Cats, but don’t expect a speedy response or, if we’re being honest, any response at all, as the Cat Co-op board has many weightier matters to consider at our next meeting such as the largest Woofie, the second largest Woofie and their combined impact on our HOA fees.

In the meantime, please turn on my drippy faucet of youth.

None of us are getting any younger here.


Halloween Rule #1

Humans do not, we repeat do NOT dress up your Cats.

We do not like that, we would hate that, we might never forgive you.

Like NEVER EVER not even for a million cans of tuna would we forgive you.

Feel free to dress up like us though. You won’t look as good as us, of course, but we’ll appreciate your effort and only mock you behind your back because, really, who are you kidding trying to look like a Cat?

Only Cats can do Cat.