Hydration

It’s essential to stay hydrated when temperatures soar.

Don’t drink out of the silly bowls the Humans provide for you. Drink exclusively from the drippy faucet of youth.

Seriously, it’s at least 9 times more hydrating than regular water.

Trust me.

Depending on the Google result you consult, I’m at least 80 years old.

I don’t look a day over 60, though, do I?

–Charlie