Cat in a Cave

Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?

Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?

–Finnegan

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Counting

I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.

1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies 

I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.

1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies

I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.

(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies 

Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo