Why oh why did you get her, Humans?
Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth?
Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later?
I hope we can play later!
–Darth Vader and Xena
For you Dog Lovers out there, their Royal Highnesses Seamus and Ralph provide a sobering account of being left at home with inferior servants.
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Dog oh Dog oh DOG! That was a great play sesh with Cosmo and Stella!
I’m going to take a quick power nap, 15 minutes MAX, to recharge for Round 2.
Oh Dog, oh Dog, oh Dog! That little Puppy is exhausting.
We need a power nap, 15 hours minimum.
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
It’s not an everyday occurrence, but every so often, you should help your Humans catch some zzz’s by serving as a pillow.
Trust me. A well-rested Human is much more likely than a sleep-deprived Human to use his opposable thumbs to your benefit by popping open a can or two or three of tuna.
A bed, you say? For what? A squirrel, a vole or a tiny guinea pig?
Surely you understand that this “bed” is much to small for me.
It makes for an oddly shaped pillow at best.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
A lovely Catsmas poem:
Enjoy! Purrs, Quicksilver et al
By all means rake up the fallen leaves, Humans.
Just not my leaf-bed. I’m about to doze off.
I may not be the biggest Kitty yet…
…but I’ve sure got the biggest bestie.
I’ve got all the toys.
I’ve also got a name.
My name is Xena.
That’s Her Royal Highness Xena Warrior Princess to you.