Puppy training requires patience and occasionally claws.
Don’t let the winter air dry out your fur! Hydrate even more than usual to maintain your coat’s natural luster.
It’s Saturday. Only get up when you are good and ready.
Did you overdo it on Big Bird and trimmings yesterday? No worries–you have the whole weekend to sleep it off.
Happy Big Bird Day! Are you abandoning your cats in order to visit family and friends? The only way to gain your cats’ forgiveness is to bring them back a heaping plate of leftover Big Bird.
–Quicksilver and Charlie
Never rush into new relationships. Take your time sniffing out new acquaintances to be sure they are worthy of your friendship.
Real Men love cats. Real Cats are guardedly affectionate with Real Men.
You can be a successful birdwatcher even if you don’t have a fancy pair of binoculars. You just have to get much closer to the birds.
Never beg for table scraps–that is unseemly. Compel your humans to offer you the choicest morsels through the power of your sacred, hypnotic stare.
You don’t have to be a cat to sleep like one.