Humans hit the snooze button again and again as if to ask permission for another 40, 30, 20 winks.
Humans, liberate yourselves from your electronic roosters!
We Cats hear the bleeping alarm more clearly than you ever will, given your inferior ears, yet we do not budge.
We Cats embrace the sanctity of sleep.
We hear your Smartphone chimes and whistles and beeps and unfortunate musical selections and ignore them all.
Enlightened Humans, though few and far between, understand that they need only wake up to serve their Cats.
Don’t worry, Humans–we will wake you when we want you.