Materialism

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Do not let your Humans become materialistic by purchasing the same materials over and over again.

Tell them you won’t chew the new futon mattress they purchased to replace the inexplicably damaged futon mattress they purchased to replace the couch you allegedly ate.

It’s for your Humans’ own good and the good of their wallets and thus the good of your treat supply, even if it’s not 100% true.

–Cosmo and Stella

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16 thoughts on “Materialism

      1. Well, even if someone sees you ‘destroying furniture’ the explanation is: it’s either a set up or you’re just making improvements (I am well trained, my lifetime of multi-pets household has finally paid off)

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  1. If somebody uses a futon they should know that when you do not use a futon it is rolled up and put away where no dogs reach it … you are totally innocenct. How should you know that a futon that has not been rolled up is NOT meant for destruction?

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    1. Thank you! We have not seen Marley, but our Human Mommy has. She says we’re not allowed to see it before we are a little older because she thinks Marley could be a bad influence on us. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella

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  2. stella & cosmo….sew…. we R guessin de

    “naybor dawg got in while everee one waz at werk” storee ……

    dinna hold water huh ….coz de naybor dawgs mite get in AGAIN & chew said futon….just coz they can ♥♥♥

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