What the Ladies Want II

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Don’t exhaust yourself building up your muscles.  Contrary to popular opinion, all the ladies want is a soft furry belly. 

Try it out for yourself.  Flop on the sidewalk and expose your belly.  The ladies will flock to you.  Guaranteed.

–Quicksilver and Darth Vader

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24 thoughts on “What the Ladies Want II

  1. People flock to me when I lay on my back and expose my belly with my legs spread. But they don’t want to rub my belly. Nope, that’s not why they’re flocking to me. I think it’s because I’m not as charming as Quicksilver and Darth Vader. It might be the belly that’s exposed but its their sweet faces that beckon.

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    1. Hmmm… Are you a Human? You sound like a Human. This technique does not necessarily work for Humans as your bellies, though sometimes soft, are not sufficiently furry. Sorry… Maybe we should’ve put a warning in our post? Purrs, Quicksilver and Darth Vader

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  2. doodz….dai$y said ewe both R total lee handsum….uz doodz heer tried thiz; but we epic failed…boomer….himz a senior N said hiz bonez bee a achin…me…tuna….eye am kinda….heftee… N sorta fall bak over on me side !!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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