It’s easy to get dehydrated on a sunny summer day. Thank goodness for public water fountains.
Nothing is better than a great daddy.
Smiling in photos is optional.
Good housekeeping is overrated. So long as the kitty litter is pristine, it’s all right to leave a dirty comforter waiting days, weeks, months for a trip to the washing machine.
Cats enjoy a nap on a cumulus cloud.
Find some aged stumps that correspond to your tortie fur and perch on top. Now you’re hidden.
If the Woofies use their sniffers instead of their eyes, they may detect you. Now you’re not hidden.
If one of the Woofies has the audacity to sniff your derriere, threaten to deploy your claws.
Do you have the whole bed all to yourself? Pick the best spot, on top of the Humans’ clothes.
It’s impolite to stare at a pretty lady who has momentarily forgotten to put her tongue back in her mouth.
Possession is nine tenths of the law.
Cattitude makes up for the other tenth.
This chair is mine. Get your own.
Don’t worry if you’re not as tall as your big brother. You can lengthen yourself daily through a targeted stretching routine.
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.
Such are the privileges of age.