Try Something New

Are your Woofies getting too big?  Have your Humans done nothing to slow their alarming growth rate?

Perhaps it’s time to sample the Woofies’ additive – rich cuisine so that you can expand from properly sized domestic cat to wild cheetah or panther as appropriate.

–Amber and Darth Vader 

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14 thoughts on “Try Something New

    1. You’re right–we sniffed it. It smells disgusting, not nearly meaty enough. But what are we going to do about the Woofies’ size? They were smaller than us when the Humans brought them home. What happened?! Purrs, Amber and Darth Vader

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    1. We don’t quite know how to achieve our maximum size–we sniffed the Woofies’ food and it smelled too gross to sample, even if the special additives could result in exponential growth. Purrs, Amber and Darth Vader

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