Abandonment 

When your Human Mommy abandons you, it is helpful to know how many days she will be gone in order to mete out her punishment upon her return. You can sniff her carryon, count her socks, or simply hack her smartphone to extract her itinerary.

–Amber 

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15 thoughts on “Abandonment 

    1. Well Human Daddy is here with us–Human Mommy is the one we are mad at. Given that starvation is not an issue, given the many cans of wet food, bowls of milk and handfuls of treats Human Daddy has given us to console us, we will be in fine form to punish Human Mommy properly upon her return. Purrs, Amber

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