There is no good reason to follow unreasonable Rules, such as no Cats on the bed.
–Lily and Finnegan
Have significant swaths of your lawn disappeared since you adopted your Woofies? Pure coincidence, we’re sure.
In the meantime, you might as well embrace the daring minimalism of the dusty desert scape.
To maximize security, it is essential to have two Guard Cats on duty at any given time so that when one takes his nap break the other will remain vigilant to any and all threats to the Fort.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
There’s nothing scary about public speaking. Know your message, put yourself up high so everyone can see you, and make sure that your audience is mostly awake, which is especially important if they are feline, as we tend to sleep a majority of our time and suffer fools not at all.
Cats, help your Humans out with the housework by cleaning delicious scraps off of the stove top.
Feeling blue? Try telling yourself even a fraction of all the sweet things you tell your puppy all day long, every day, without even thinking, just breathing in and out the love.
Smart girl. Good girl. Princess. You’re the best Puppy (Human) ever.
Feel better, right?
Unloading the dishwasher is all well and good but wouldn’t it be more productive to crack open a can or two or three of tuna for your beloved panther?
Romeo is on the balcony; Juliet is in the tall clover.
No matter the orientation, love is love.
–Finnegan and Lily
Humans sometimes complain that it’s creepy to wake up in the wee hours of the night to a pair of yellow feline eyes staring at them intently.
That may be creepy, but you know what’s creepier, Humans? Having someone taking hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of photos of you while you are innocently sleeping.
Are you a large cat posing in front of a large lasagna? Don’t play into the cliché.
Ignore the lasagna. Demand tuna.