Cats hold grudges. The Cats told us that as Human Mommy had abandoned us for 2.5 days we owed her 3 days of coldness, as Cats operate in whole numbers and always round up when punishment is involved.
We tried. We respect the Meowies and generally try to do what they suggest as we don’t want them to claw our eyes out.
But then we got marrow bones. We can only focus on a couple of things at once, at best, and marrow bones take up all of our concentration.
It’s impossible to hold a grudge when you’ve got a marrow bone.
–Stella and Cosmo