Woohoo! Our blog got over 1,000 likes this month! Thank you all so much for reading our blog!
(We are now going to eat the current futon mattress to celebrate.)
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
It’s been a long, hard week at work. Feel free to mail it in this Friday or even zonk out on top of the mail.
Just be sure to roust yourself in time for Happy Hour.
1/2 price tunatinis and ‘niparitas are not to be missed.
Nothing says “I love you” like a kiss.
A great debate is a perfect combination of theatrics, idealism, pragmatism, and claws, sheathed or drawn, depending on the point in the election cycle.
–Lily, Finnegan and Amber, the moderator
Nothing adorns a green room so perfectly as a green-eyed girl with a lush spider plant.
Meowies don’t like it when you get too close to them. Don’t worry if you forget this rule–the Meowies will remind you.
Pepperoni or sausage? Mushrooms or peppers?
Whatever your pizza topping preference, your Cat is the ultimate pizza box topper.
You can’t become a champion of flexibility overnight. To become a champion, you need talent, practice and a performance enhancing drug like catnip.
Do your parents not understand your style? For example, are they constantly telling you to fix your ears because they’re inside-out?
Don’t pay them any mind. They mean well, but they’re too old to know that it’s trendy to expose the pink insides of your floppy ears to match your pretty pink collar.
If you’re a handsome Cat and you have an irresistible urge to clean your privates while outside, be sure to position yourself strategically behind a plant to prevent the smartphone-wielding Human paparazzi from catching you in a compromising position.