Chefs

We Cats are the Head Chefs in our households.

You Humans can rise no higher than the rank of Sous Chef, at best.

No garlic, no onions, no seasonings at all, save a dash of sea salt to our taste, not yours.

The Human palate is not sufficiently refined to judge seasonings.

On second thought, don’t bother with the cooking.

Present our food raw but at room temperature.

A Great Chef lets the meat sing for itself.

–Quicksilver 

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    1. Can you imagine that they weren’t?! I was unceremoniously removed from the stove top and the Sous Chef proceeded not only to cook the ground bison meat, but to cook it with garlic and onions and a surfeit of seasonings, rendering it completely unpalatable! Purrs, Quicksilver

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