New Year’s Resolution

As a Cat, my number one New Year’s resolution is to teach the Woofies the concept of personal space.

–Charlie 

As Dogs, our number one New Year’s resolution is to sniff as many Meowie butts as possible.

–Cosmo and Stella 

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Naughty List

Dear Santa Claws,

So this is pretty much what it looks like, but please let us explain. Human Daddy left us all alone to do some last minute shopping and Human Mommy abandoned us in favor of a late morning nap upstairs. What were two teething, bored, lonely Dogs supposed to do?

It’s Dogsmas Eve, Santa Claws, so we imagine that you are already in your sleigh, busy delivering toys to nice Puppies in the most distant time zones.

Surely it is too late to add us to the Naughty List?

Woofs and Wags,

Cosmo and Stella