Bad Jokes

When you are taking your daily inventory of the foodstuffs, do your Humans tell you to get out of the refrigerator because “Kittens are best at room temperature?”

That’s a terrible, offensive joke, meriting many hisses.

As a pragmatist, though, you may do better to direct your Humans’ attention to the unopened pack of Canadian Bacon on the shelf above your right ear.

–Luna 

Advertisements

10 thoughts on “Bad Jokes

  1. you have bacon in your fridge? how great… I come over :o) I accidentally grabbed philadelphia cheese with strawberries as I was on fridge patrol… that was awful I tell ya… it’s a challenge to live with no-meat staff …sigh…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Andy and Dougy know that’s where I keep kitty food since I feed them both wet and dry food, and there often is part of a can of wet kitty food left over. (I don’t give them a full can at a time as a matter of weight control and tooth health.) They want to do what this kitty’s doing, but I have to shoo them away.

    Liked by 2 people

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s