Thursday, you say?

It’s Thursday, you say? Interesting…

Wake me up when it’s a fun day, like Friday.

Just not before Happy Hour, please.

A Party Girl needs her beauty sleep.



Government Regulations

Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.

What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!

Great, just great.

My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.

–Darth Vader