Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were  fixed?

Yup, Stella, they sure did!

So how did this happen?!

I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full. 

We are parents now.

–Stella and Cosmo 


Chop chop!

Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!

Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.

I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.

–Darth Vader