My New Deck

Thank you for my new deck, Humans.

Please keep the Woofies off of it.

They’d ruin the feng shui.




“You have destroyed your last Dog bed!” says Human Daddy. “No more Dog beds for you!”

We could have deployed the Puppy Eyes earlier, perhaps, but sometimes negotiations hinge on timing.

We deployed the Puppy Eyes right after our return from a fabulous, adventurous, EXHAUSTING walk/run.

Now we have an extra-large Papasan chair cushion all to ourselves.

Thank you, Human Daddy.

Thank you, Amazon Prime.

–Cosmo, Xena and Stella