Panther Puddle

Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.

Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.

–Darth Vader


Paid Product Placements

Here at sevencatsandcounting, we are not above paid product placements and sponsorship deals.

The keyword here is “paid.”

Hey, Target, you owe me 10 jars of Smarty Cat Organic Catnip for this post.