Special

Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.

But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.

Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.

–Cosmo

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Roommates 

Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.

Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.

What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.

–Darth Vader and Cosmo