Snooze Button

Please hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy, for 5 minutes or 15 minutes or 1 hour or…

…however long it takes to reach the weekend.

–Cosmo

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Roommates 

Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.

Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.

What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.

–Darth Vader and Cosmo