No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.
Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.
Fine, I guess I can share but only with Human Daddy.
He bought my chair after all.
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
One of the problems with online shopping is that you can’t try stuff on for size before purchasing.
I probably should have ordered this box in a size up.
Thank goodness for cardboard/spandex blends.
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
You don’t have to be awake to guard…
You just have to be intimidating.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Crepes and Cafe-au-lait for breakfast?
Don’t mind if I do.