No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now. 

Can’t you see?

Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.

–Darth Vader 


Government Regulations

Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.

What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!

Great, just great.

My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.

–Darth Vader