Salad Bar 

Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!

It’s nutritious and delicious.

–Luna

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Government Regulations

Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.

What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!

Great, just great.

My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.

–Darth Vader 

A Little Help Here!

Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.

Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!

What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.

The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!

–Stella

(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)