Bored with your current situation?
Try adopting a fresh perspective.
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Closed doors are an affront to our dignity as Cats.
I command you to rectify this situation immediately, Human Mommy.
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.