Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!
You’re still Human Daddy’s favorite Human Lady.
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
It’s Thursday, you say? Interesting…
Wake me up when it’s a fun day, like Friday.
Just not before Happy Hour, please.
A Party Girl needs her beauty sleep.
Bored with your current situation?
Try adopting a fresh perspective.
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Closed doors are an affront to our dignity as Cats.
I command you to rectify this situation immediately, Human Mommy.
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.