Be sure to place a fresh sprig of Catnip on my pillow as part of the turndown service, Humans.
Sometimes you forget.
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!
I fully intend to file a complaint with management…
…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.
It’s good to have someone to cuddle…
…on a chilly night.
–Sunny and Xena
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.
Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.