Deja vu…

Weren’t we here a couple of days ago?

Didn’t you say that this was our only time here for the year?

So maybe I had an altercation with another Cat…

So maybe I have a slight wound to my flank that is weeping stinky pus…

That’s hardly a reason to bring me back here.

You are not my favorite Human right now.



Creepy Crawly

I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!

I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.

Where’s my reward?

P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.