Couch Potato

Couch Potato? How dare you!

I’m on the verge of performing an impressive feat of  feline athleticism.

Any moment now…



Chop chop!

Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!

Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.

I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.

–Darth Vader