Couch Potato? How dare you!
I’m on the verge of performing an impressive feat of feline athleticism.
Any moment now…
A marvelous blog about our favorite sense: SMELL!!
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Just like Human Ladies visit the nail salon with friends to bond and chill out…
…we Lady Cats give each other pawdicures.
Can you really say “no” to an extra serving of treats, Humans?
So you want to remake the bed now, Human Mommy?
Sorry, but you missed the narrow window of opportunity that exists between our late morning and early afternoon naps.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
It’s important to pay attention to all of your fur.
Your white fur requires even more attention than your glossy grey stripes.
White fur stains too easily and a proper lady must never go out in dingy stockings.
It’s not that I like drinking out of the toilet…
I was double-double dared by a quartet of Cats.
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were fixed?
Yup, Stella, they sure did!
So how did this happen?!
I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full.
We are parents now.
–Stella and Cosmo
Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.