Sorry not Sorry

“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.

Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.

–Lily and Charlie

I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?

So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.

–Luna

Work makes for Boring Conversations

Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?

Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?

Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.

Work makes for boring conversations.

–Quicksilver