My Cushion

Your laptop bag?

You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?

No, I won’t give it back.

Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?

The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.



Creepy Crawly

I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!

I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.

Where’s my reward?

P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.