Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
After a chatty, meow-mosa fueled brunch with your girlfriends, nothing feels as good as a refreshing catnap.
–Lily, Luna and Amber
As a Girl Cat, part of your job is to help your Human Mommy pick out her outfits.
The grey shift is your best bet today, Human Mommy.
“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
My Cat Tree is great for cardio, for strength work, for claw-sharpening and for naps.
Maybe if your exercise equipment included napping options, you Humans would be more likely to use it.
Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?
Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?
Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.
Work makes for boring conversations.
Stay above politics. It’s the only safe, sensible place to be.
Sure, exercise is good for you but overexertion is dangerous.
You Humans do a spring cleaning of the house and yard.
We Cats perform an equally thorough spring grooming of our glossy fur.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?