So I had a properly sized Dog Bed until my beloved daughter Xena told me she needed to stretch out, much more than she could in her extra-small Puppy Bed.
Of course, I gave her my bed. How could I not? Have you ever seen anything cuter than Xena?
Still, I hear Father’s Day is coming up.
I hope little Xena thinks to get me a T-bone Steak, or a pack of bully sticks, or at least a card that we can turn into confetti together.
Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
My Humans finally got the message and provided me with a properly sized bed.
The Meowies said that there’s No Way I can fit in Xena’s extra small Puppy bed.
Yes, way, Meowies!
Uh-oh… I’ve got some serious cramps…
Hurry up, Humans!
Get in bed quickly while there’s still room, i.e. before the Meowies arrive.
–Stella, Xena and Cosmo
So you want to remake the bed now, Human Mommy?
Sorry, but you missed the narrow window of opportunity that exists between our late morning and early afternoon naps.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Sure, the mattress is more comfortable.
But we all aspire to occupy the basket.
–Luna and Finnegan
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
Good call on our new bed sheet, Human Mommy!
It serves as a great backdrop to all of our fur tones.
–Amber and Stella
It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.