Nap Marathon 

If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…

…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan

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Darkening

This sheet is still whitish, but I am definitely darkening it with my midnight fur.

Just a few more weeks and it will be perfect.

What’s that? My Humans will toss it in the wash before I achieve my aesthetic vision of a sheet that glistens like the Hope Diamond?

Pffft… If they haven’t done it yet, what makes you think they’ll do it soon?

–Darth Vader

Helping Out

Sure, Kitties, Humans are there to serve us. We all know that.

Still, you can demonstrate your magnamity by lending a helping paw when the Humans try, ineffectually, to perform routine household tasks, like changing the sheets on our bed.

Silly Humans! How on earth do they expect us Kitties to sleep soundly and awaken refreshed without a fine sheen of feline fur on our sheets?

–Luna