Got Dog? Good for you!
You’ll never have to dine alone again.
Humans, if it’s not good for me, how can it be good for you?
C’mon… Give a Dog a slice.
When Human Daddy returns from the market, it is essential to inventory his purchases immediately.
If you don’t know what he got, how will you know what to beg for?
–Quicksilver and Cosmo
Are you going to finish that?
If your Humans tell you that they have run out of kitty treats, don’t stop begging. Au contraire, send your Humans on a guilt trip by intensifying your gaze and letting your meow warble with hunger. At least they’ll feel bad and at best they’ll crack open a can of tuna to apologize.
Never beg for table scraps–that is unseemly. Compel your humans to offer you the choicest morsels through the power of your sacred, hypnotic stare.