Pass the Remote

Pass the remote, Humans.

Bird TV is stuck on the Finch channel.

But I want to watch the Cardinals.





Although falling snow draws large flocks to the feeder, you recognize that your midnight fur would provide insufficient camouflage against the white backdrop.  Take a moment to feel grateful that you are a house panther who can watch birds for entertainment and whose food bowl is filled by the servants… er… humans.

–Darth Vader