Walking on two paws instead of four?

Is that a thing?

All right, I’ll give it a go.

I’m taller, but I feel awkward.

My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.




“Really, Crown Princess Lily, is all this ours? The pond and the stream and the plump birdies who come to drink?”

“All ours, little Princess, all ours, for as far as your yellow eyes can see and your pink nose can sniff.”


–Princesses Lily and Luna



Although falling snow draws large flocks to the feeder, you recognize that your midnight fur would provide insufficient camouflage against the white backdrop.  Take a moment to feel grateful that you are a house panther who can watch birds for entertainment and whose food bowl is filled by the servants… er… humans.

–Darth Vader