As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.

Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.

Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.





Although falling snow draws large flocks to the feeder, you recognize that your midnight fur would provide insufficient camouflage against the white backdrop.  Take a moment to feel grateful that you are a house panther who can watch birds for entertainment and whose food bowl is filled by the servants… er… humans.

–Darth Vader