Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!

Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.


–Darth Vader



No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now. 

Can’t you see?

Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.

–Darth Vader 

Government Regulations

Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.

What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!

Great, just great.

My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.

–Darth Vader