Is your cellphone really more important than me, your Lap Panther?

That’s better…

…though a chin skritch would be best of all.

–Darth Vader


Government Regulations

Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.

What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!

Great, just great.

My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.

–Darth Vader