Do Something!

The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.

Do something!

–Darth Vader


Orange is the New Black

I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.

Orange is the new black, after all.

Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.

Black is the one color that never goes out of style.

–Finnegan and Darth Vader

Government Regulations

Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.

What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!

Great, just great.

My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.

–Darth Vader