Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!
Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
It’s not ideal, but once you’ve hit the Friday night ‘Nip a little (a lot) too hard, anywhere at all will do for a catnap.
Humans, do you ever feel like your Cats are judging your parallel parking skills only to find them lacking?
It’s not all in your mind. We are judging you.
Don’t be jealous, Humans. Unless you are a silky, shiny House Panther, there’s no way you will ever be able to luxuriate this well.
Feel free to imitate me, though, to the best of your limited abilities.
Leave a pile of dark-colored outerwear unattended long enough, awaiting its annual trip to the dry-cleaners, and eventually a dark-colored cat will claim it for his throne.