I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.
1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.
1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies
I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.
(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies
Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
Can you really say “no” to an extra serving of treats, Humans?
Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?
On a cold winter morning…
…find yourself a fine ray of sunshine.
It’s Sunday morning, Human Mommy.
Sleep in as long as you like…
…or until we require your services.
Whichever comes first.
Yes, we’re handsome. No, we’re not posing.
No special effort went into this photo on our part.
We woke up like this.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Let me out!
What do you mean it’s below freezing outside?
Didn’t you turn up the outdoor thermostat like I told to you to?!
Cold? Curl up tight.
Eradicate the winter bomb cyclone with your eye lasers.