Oh, Sun, you feel so good on our fur!
We’ll miss you when winter comes.
–Stella and Cosmo
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Even the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat looks forward to his weekly brushing.
Yes… Concentrate on the head… I may have had a run-in with a spider web or two.
Bath? What?! No, that’s really not necessary, Human Daddy.
Just keep doing what you’re doing.
Don’t forget my right flank. I fear that I’ve acquired some burrs on both sides of my glossy top coat.
My ears aren’t inside out, Humans.
I’m just being a good listener.
You Humans should try this more often.
The listening part, not the ear part. I don’t think your ears are as flexible as mine.
Truth to tell, I miss the good old days when the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, was only open to Male Cats.
Stop that, Uncle Quicksilver! You are being sexist and speciesist right now.
Besides, Stella’s initiation fees paid for our Club’s second couch.
–Quicksilver and Luna
The only thing better than a solitary dip…
…is a day at the beach with your buddies!
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
No, you may not sniff me, Cosmo.
Not now. Not ever.
I’m a Snapping Turtle, honest. Keep your distance.
–Princess Maple Ann Turtle
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.