Woohoo! It’s Friday! Time for a Boys’ Night out…
…at the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
–Finnegan and Cosmo
First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.
The best bed is a matter of opinion.
Sometimes the king-size mattress feels right…
…but sometimes you fancy a cozier option…
…like a good, old-fashioned dresser drawer.
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.
BOL! I photobombed your selfie, Human Daddy!
Where’s my treat?
To tuck or not to tuck the front paws?
This is an essential question for us Cats.
You Humans should focus on simpler questions.
Leave the deep thinking to us Cats.
Why’d you name her Luna, Humans?
I think Lightening, Flash, Bolt or even Blur would suit her better.
Also, do you have any idea when her Kittenish energy will dissipate?
Please share your spaghetti. This is an urgent request as I’m starving.
Carrots aren’t normally my favorite…
…but carrots filled with ‘Nip . ..
…are legit and totally nice.
Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.