Porch weather you say, Humans?

No, it is not. It is Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club weather.

You Humans are not Club Members.


–Phelps and Quicksilver


When Temperatures Soar

When temperatures soar, discerning young Lions eschew the couch, bench and cubby holes of the Private Members-only Cat Club in favor of the glass table top.

If you close your eyes, you may even have visions of ice fishing.


Activities and Amenities

The uninitiated sometimes ask us Members about the activities and amenities available in our Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

Tennis? No, although we are not above chasing the occasional loose ball. Golf? No, ditto for the ball chasing. Swimming? No, seriously? We are CATS.

Basically, the Cat Club is all about lounging.

If you are not a Member, you may not understand.

–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Finnegan