I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
It’s not the softest pillow and it’s not the biggest pillow.
But Human Daddy’s head is the best pillow, paws down.
You know Human Daddy loves you because of all the sweet things he does, like putting a pillow under your head when you are zonked out on the hard floor.
Human Daddy is busy installing new, higher shelves for us.
He’s the best Daddy ever, paws down.