The uninitiated sometimes ask us Members about the activities and amenities available in our Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
Tennis? No, although we are not above chasing the occasional loose ball. Golf? No, ditto for the ball chasing. Swimming? No, seriously? We are CATS.
Basically, the Cat Club is all about lounging.
If you are not a Member, you may not understand.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Finnegan
Sometimes it is best to blend in with your surroundings.
Identify what makes you happy and then travel to the source of your happiness. For example, if tuna makes you happy, travel to the counter top where the tuna emerges from its can.
–Charlie (formerly known as Pumpkin)
Don’t forget to eat some greens today. Salad is good for you.
The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. Sometimes the grass right beneath you is the greenest, sweetest, most comfortable grass you’ve ever known. Roll around on it to be sure.
Never stop believing in magic. Magical creatures and places are all around if you allow yourself to see them.
Revel in beauty. Living well is the highest art.
Allow yourself to be admired.
–Charlie, formerly known as Pumpkin