I’m basically vegan…
…except for being an obligate carnivore.
What’s this Humans?
Is this a bowl of canned, ground, mass-produced Cat Food?
No, thank you.
In the summer months, I follow a strict, raw food, paleo diet, inspired by my cousins the Lions.
The Woofies are big enough, Humans, bigger than enough, too big, really, more equine than canine.
They’ve obviously had enough to eat. Why do you keep buying them more cans of wet food?
For the Love of Cat, how big do you want them to get?! Clydesdale-size??!!
I’ll admit that chilling out in an empty carton that used to contain canned Woofie food may not be the wisest option, particularly if the Woofies have not inhaled their evening feast yet.
That said, don’t think that I’m a trendy, Raw Food alternative to cans.
Get any closer and I’ll prove it to you with my claws.
No matter your species, it’s always a good idea to incorporate fresh, leafy greens in your daily diet.
–Cosmo and Quicksilver
“70 pounds!” exclaims the vet.
Doctors miscalculate sometimes.
You know in your heart you’re as light as a feather, as heavy as a mountain, the exact weight of love.