Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.

But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.

Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.



A Little Help Here!

Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.

Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!

What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.

The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!


(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)