When it’s cold, we Turtles burrow in.
If a warm spell strikes, we reamerge to bask in the unseasonable heat.
Nothing, not even blood worms, tastes as good as Vitamin-D feels.
–Princess Maple Ann
Woohoo! It’s Friday! Time for a Boys’ Night out…
…at the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
–Finnegan and Cosmo
BOL! I photobombed your selfie, Human Daddy!
Where’s my treat?
Please share your spaghetti. This is an urgent request as I’m starving.
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
Oh, Sun, you feel so good on our fur!
We’ll miss you when winter comes.
–Stella and Cosmo
My ears aren’t inside out, Humans.
I’m just being a good listener.
You Humans should try this more often.
The listening part, not the ear part. I don’t think your ears are as flexible as mine.
Truth to tell, I miss the good old days when the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, was only open to Male Cats.
Stop that, Uncle Quicksilver! You are being sexist and speciesist right now.
Besides, Stella’s initiation fees paid for our Club’s second couch.
–Quicksilver and Luna
The only thing better than a solitary dip…
…is a day at the beach with your buddies!
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
No, you may not sniff me, Cosmo.
Not now. Not ever.
I’m a Snapping Turtle, honest. Keep your distance.
–Princess Maple Ann Turtle