Raw Food Diet 

I’ll admit that chilling out in an empty carton that used to contain canned Woofie food may not be the wisest option, particularly if the Woofies have not inhaled their evening feast yet.

That said, don’t think that I’m a trendy, Raw Food alternative to cans.

I’m not. 

Get any closer and I’ll prove it to you with my claws.



The key to invisibility,  little Luna, is to choose a surface that blends with your fur, install yourself on said surface, and stay preternaturally still. 

See this blanket? It has black stripes for me and white and gray stripes for you. Now we are invisible.

Ummm, Uncle Darth? I think you may have forgotten that Woofies see through their sniffers.

–Darth Vader and Luna