Good Smells

There are good smells up top and good smells down below.

When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!

–Cosmo and Xena



There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.

For example, you can build a pillow barricade.

Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*


*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.