Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.

Such is the nature of youth!

If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.

That’s enough, youngsters!

–Darth Vader and Quicksilver



I read an informative WordPress Post yesterday.

I learned that, at a mere 15 years old, I am considered “geriatric.”

I don’t feel “geriatric,” not at all.

Just look at how high I can jump!