Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!
You’re the best Daddy ever!
You’re just as much fun as the day we met.
Big sisters are the best! Sometimes it feels like they know you better than you know yourself and your secrets are always safe because you speak a special language, known only to the two of you.
Watch out, Woofie. Don’t get fresh with my Little Sis.
Happy Mother’s Day! Give your Human Mommy a good lap cuddle and bring her some thoughtful gifts, such as a nearly dead mousie or a freshly upchucked hairball.
We love you, Human Mommy.
–Luna et al
Sure, the Meowies give good cuddles, no doubt about it.
But nothing beats 75 pounds of solid Puppy love bearing down on your lap.
You know you’re a big girl when…
…you are invited to dine with the rest of the pride.
When you find yourselves outnumbered by the Meowies, stand very, very still, save for the wagging of one of your tails, which they may or may not interpret as a white flag depending on their knowledge of canine signals, the strategic importance of your physical location, and their mood.
Uh-oh, we seem to be blocking access to the Meowies’ kibble.
Deploy the Puppy Eyes! Deploy the Puppy Eyes!
–Cosmo and Stella
If you love everyone equally and strongly, they may just learn to love each other.
–Darth Vader, Cosmo, Human Daddy and Amber
Get up high, as high as possible, when the Woofies are careening around your backyard like a pair of wild ponies.
Don’t mind the parrot–he can look out for himself.