“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
For a girl Kitty, big Brothers are nice…
…but nothing beats a Big Sis you can look up to!
Canned food is good and all, but nothing beats your homemade Dog food, Human Mommy.
Mmmm… My sensitive Canine nose detects chicken, brown rice, carrots and a soupcon of extra virgin olive oil.
Is it ready yet? It sure smells ready and, let me tell you, I’m ready to eat!
Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!
You’re the best Daddy ever!
You’re just as much fun as the day we met.
Big sisters are the best! Sometimes it feels like they know you better than you know yourself and your secrets are always safe because you speak a special language, known only to the two of you.
Watch out, Woofie. Don’t get fresh with my Little Sis.
Happy Mother’s Day! Give your Human Mommy a good lap cuddle and bring her some thoughtful gifts, such as a nearly dead mousie or a freshly upchucked hairball.
We love you, Human Mommy.
–Luna et al
Sure, the Meowies give good cuddles, no doubt about it.
But nothing beats 75 pounds of solid Puppy love bearing down on your lap.
You know you’re a big girl when…
…you are invited to dine with the rest of the pride.
When you find yourselves outnumbered by the Meowies, stand very, very still, save for the wagging of one of your tails, which they may or may not interpret as a white flag depending on their knowledge of canine signals, the strategic importance of your physical location, and their mood.
Uh-oh, we seem to be blocking access to the Meowies’ kibble.
Deploy the Puppy Eyes! Deploy the Puppy Eyes!
–Cosmo and Stella
If you love everyone equally and strongly, they may just learn to love each other.
–Darth Vader, Cosmo, Human Daddy and Amber