Welcome home, Human Daddy!
I know Monday’s rough…
Just know that you’ve got a Dog at home who loves you more than he loves himself.
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
Sometimes even the strongest, bravest, seven-pound-and-growing Warrior Puppy Princess gets scared, like when she is taken, against her will, to the dreaded V-E-T.
Just curl up tight in your Human Daddy’s arms. You’re strong, but he’s stronger than you. He doesn’t seem the least bit scared and he’s obviously topped seven pounds.
Human Daddy will keep you safe.
–Xena Warrior Princess
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
It’s not the softest pillow and it’s not the biggest pillow.
But Human Daddy’s head is the best pillow, paws down.
You know Human Daddy loves you because of all the sweet things he does, like putting a pillow under your head when you are zonked out on the hard floor.
Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!
You’re the best Daddy ever!
You’re just as much fun as the day we met.
Sure, the Meowies give good cuddles, no doubt about it.
But nothing beats 75 pounds of solid Puppy love bearing down on your lap.