A Little Help Here!

Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.

Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!

What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.

The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!

–Stella

(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)

Roommates 

Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.

Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.

What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.

–Darth Vader and Cosmo