Why oh why?

Why oh why did you get her, Humans?

Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth?

Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later?

I hope we can play later!

–Darth Vader and Xena 

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Help your Humans Catch Some Zzzz’s

It’s not an everyday occurrence, but every so often, you should help your Humans catch some zzz’s by serving as a pillow.

Trust me. A well-rested Human is much more likely than a sleep-deprived Human to use his opposable thumbs to your benefit by popping open a can or two or three of tuna.

–Quicksilver