Sometimes Humans say nonsensical things. For example, Human Mommy just called us a pair of lovebugs. We understand “pair” and we understand “love,” but what about us is bug-like?
–Cosmo and Stella
Well, for one thing, Woofies, you “bug” me all the time, especially you, Cosmo, especially you.
Stay above politics. It’s the only safe, sensible place to be.
What do you mean we’re out of treats?
What are you doing with your opposable thumbs? Are you opening cans of stinky, gravy, meaty goodness out of guilt?
We may have jumped the gun. We love you, Humans, especially your thumbs.
You may stay on, on probation.
–Charlie, Luna, Lily and Amber
A glass of fine red wine enjoyed al fresco with a handsome, intense drinking companion… What else could the Ladies possibly want?
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Can’t you tell, Woofies? Human Daddy is creating a garden stream to quench my Feline thirst.
–Cosmo, Stella and Quicksilver
Your kitchen looks even more cluttered from up here, Humans.
I take it you still haven’t ordered yourselves a copy of the “Life Changing Magic of Tidying up”?
I don’t know what they are, but these crystals make me feel powerful.
(An homage to Samantha Murdoch’s marvelous blog.)
To be a good host, you must tackle your friend and sniff her aggressively immediately upon her arrival. Anything less makes you seem cold and standoffish.
–Cosmo and Stella
(Featuring their best friend Sydney)
Even the best synchronized napping routine can fall apart when the middle Cat forgets to extend his right paw.
Try some freestyle napping to cover up the mistake.
–Darth and Amber
You Humans do a spring cleaning of the house and yard.
We Cats perform an equally thorough spring grooming of our glossy fur.
–Darth Vader and Phelps