A Little Help Here!

Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.

Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!

What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.

The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!

–Stella

(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)

Bachelor Pad

Choose your bachelor pad wisely.  If you like a bit of action, don’t move too far out to the country–youthful Kittens will keep you young.

On the other paw, be sure that your pad is protected from the hurly-burly of the youngsters’ catnip-fueled disputes. Kittens may do fine with a mere 18 hours of sleep daily, but you require a minimum of 20 hours.

Most importantly, make sure that your pad is in close proximity to the best place in the house, i.e. the kitchen.

–Charlie

Second Chances

What do you mean we’re out of treats?

You’re fired!

What are you doing with your opposable thumbs?  Are you opening cans of stinky, gravy, meaty goodness out of guilt? 

We may have jumped the gun. We love you, Humans, especially your thumbs.

You may stay on, on probation.

–Charlie, Luna, Lily and Amber