That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
Dinner is ready…
…yet my tummy remains empty.
Rectify this situation, Humans!
It’s rude to text when your Cat is starving…
…starving for treats.
I know that the Meowies have already attempted to roust you for Food o’clock, Human Mommy, but my request is even more urgent.
I need to go potty! Now!
It’s Friday, Humans! You can look forward to sleeping in tomorrow!
Until Food o’Clock.
Yay! You are finally getting up, Human Mommy!
None too soon! It’s already half past Food o’Clock!
Are you done with that, Stella?
Waste not want not…
We’re more than happy to help you finish it off!
–Cosmo and Xena
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
Hump Day, is it?
Where is the saucer of cream I ordered?
How do you expect me to make it over the hump without proper refreshments?
There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.
For example, you can build a pillow barricade.
Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*
*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.