Top Chef

Looks good…

Smells awesome!

Please share, Human Daddy, aka Top Chef.

–Cosmo and Xena

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Chop chop!

Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!

Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.

I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.

–Darth Vader 

A Little Help Here!

Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.

Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!

What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.

The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!

–Stella

(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)