Sick Day

Have you ever called in sick on a Friday because you fancied a 3-day weekend?

For shame!

We Guard Cats take no sick days.

–Phelps, Darth Vader, Luna, and Quicksilver



Occasionally, when you head out to Friday Night Happy Hour, you encounter your Doppelcatter at the bar.

What’s he doing here, in my favorite bar, also known as the kitchen?

Wash your face–it will help you ignore him.

Stare at him with your laser eyes–eventually he’ll melt.

Either way, don’t let him ruin your evening. You worked…er…napped hard this week. It’s time to party!

–Charlie and Finnegan