Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
Woohoo! It’s Friday! Time for a Boys’ Night out…
…at the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
–Finnegan and Cosmo
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
It’s Thursday, you say? Interesting…
Wake me up when it’s a fun day, like Friday.
Just not before Happy Hour, please.
A Party Girl needs her beauty sleep.
Heading out on the town this fine Friday evening?
Wherever you go, whatever you do, don’t walk.
Occasionally, when you head out to Friday Night Happy Hour, you encounter your Doppelcatter at the bar.
What’s he doing here, in my favorite bar, also known as the kitchen?
Wash your face–it will help you ignore him.
Stare at him with your laser eyes–eventually he’ll melt.
Either way, don’t let him ruin your evening. You worked…er…napped hard this week. It’s time to party!
–Charlie and Finnegan
It’s not ideal, but once you’ve hit the Friday night ‘Nip a little (a lot) too hard, anywhere at all will do for a catnap.
Humans, if it’s not good for me, how can it be good for you?
C’mon… Give a Dog a slice.
Thank Dog It’s Friday! Welcome home, Human Mommy! We see you carrying a box full of beer, wine, and chips.
Where are our bully sticks, our pig ears, and our marrow bones?
–Cosmo and Stella
Ladies, don’t let the Boy Cats rush you when you are getting ready for a Friday night out on the town. It takes time to look this good. There’s nothing wrong with being high maintenance.