Irresistible

Eat your hearts out, ladies!

I’m irresistible.

–Darth Vader

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Chop chop!

Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!

Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.

I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.

–Darth Vader 

Coping with Monday 

Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon. 

Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.

We all cope with Monday in our own way.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf