Boo!

Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!

Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.

Boo!

–Darth Vader

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Government Regulations

Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.

What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!

Great, just great.

My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.

–Darth Vader 

Darkening

This sheet is still whitish, but I am definitely darkening it with my midnight fur.

Just a few more weeks and it will be perfect.

What’s that? My Humans will toss it in the wash before I achieve my aesthetic vision of a sheet that glistens like the Hope Diamond?

Pffft… If they haven’t done it yet, what makes you think they’ll do it soon?

–Darth Vader