Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.

That will be 5 demerits.

–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver 


Dirty Dishes 

Are you planning on washing these dishes, Humans?

Never mind, I’ll just lick off the good stuff and maybe, accidentally, break the Ginger Cat Mug.

The Ginger had it coming. 

He’s looking at me funny.


Whatcha doing Mommy?

Humans tend to be pretty predictable, doing the same things over and over again, day in and day out.

Sometimes, though, Human Mommy will do something new, something you’ve never ever seen her do before in the 10 months you’ve been living with her.

When this happens, it’s okay to stare. Try to figure what she’s doing, why she’s doing it and, most importantly, if it can benefit you like her cooking does.

–Cosmo and Stella