Hydration

It’s essential to stay hydrated when temperatures soar.

Don’t drink out of the silly bowls the Humans provide for you. Drink exclusively from the drippy faucet of youth.

Seriously, it’s at least 9 times more hydrating than regular water.

Trust me.

Depending on the Google result you consult, I’m at least 80 years old.

I don’t look a day over 60, though, do I?

–Charlie

Activities and Amenities

The uninitiated sometimes ask us Members about the activities and amenities available in our Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

Tennis? No, although we are not above chasing the occasional loose ball. Golf? No, ditto for the ball chasing. Swimming? No, seriously? We are CATS.

Basically, the Cat Club is all about lounging.

If you are not a Member, you may not understand.

–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Finnegan