Human Mommy, I love you…
…but you are terrible at parallel parking.
I can’t even watch right now.
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!
It’s nutritious and delicious.
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Welcome home! It’s awfully late.
What did you bring me?
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Want to be a Top Cat Model? Know your angles.
I’m handsome in profile.
Three-quarters view is my best look, as it works well with my bone structure and enhances my air of mystery.
Truth to tell, I miss the good old days when the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, was only open to Male Cats.
Stop that, Uncle Quicksilver! You are being sexist and speciesist right now.
Besides, Stella’s initiation fees paid for our Club’s second couch.
–Quicksilver and Luna
The only thing better than a solitary dip…
…is a day at the beach with your buddies!
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
Sushi for dinner, Humans?
Now where are my chopsticks?