What’s this Humans?
Is this a bowl of canned, ground, mass-produced Cat Food?
No, thank you.
In the summer months, I follow a strict, raw food, paleo diet, inspired by my cousins the Lions.
The Cats told me that Human Mommy likes nothing more than freshly killed gifts.
Sometimes the Cats lie.
Still, the act of killing…er…giving is reward enough in itself.
When it’s too cold to hunt birds outside, amuse yourself by preying on the puppy’s toys strewn around the living room. The squeaky boa constrictor befits a young, bored lion, though it would be even better if the snake were filled with nip.