My yellow laser eyes haven’t come in just yet, but I’ll still hypnotize you.
I own you, Human.
We Cats will wake you up, Humans.
The coffee that used to be in this box will keep you awake.
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?
You’ll just have to hold it.
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
I’m basically vegan…
…except for being an obligate carnivore.
It’s never too early to start training your Baby Woofie. Use firm meows and simple paw gestures.
I mean all of you, even your head!
Human Mommy just got up, but Luna stayed!!
She’s totally ignoring me, but she’s still here!!!!!
We are basically best friends now, right?
O.M.D. (Oh My Dog)!!!! Luna has fallen asleep on Human Mommy’s lap with her paw resting on my cute Puppy rump.
Only a matter of time until my 2018 resolution comes true!
Only a matter of time until we’re besties!
I know you’re excited about your squeaky candy cane, Cosmo, but can you cool it on the tail wagging?
Some of us are trying to nap here.
No, you may not flip through this binder, Human Mommy.